{"product_id":"everything-is-terrible-die-cut-sticker","title":"Everything Is Terrible Die Cut Sticker","description":"Have a little fun with your pessimism with this deceptively colorful dark humor die cut sticker. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up, or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist sticker is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes. Great for decorating car bumpers, safety helmets, skateboard decks, guitar cases, drink ware, and more.\n\n𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨:\n\n• Material: Premium Vinyl (Gloss Lamination)\n• Size: 4\" W x 3.25\" H\n• Made In: California, USA\n• Sticker comes in clear bag with hole at top for hanging on a peg\/merchandising\n\nOur contour-cut stickers are printed on premium vinyl and durable enough for either indoor or outdoor use with an average lifespan of 3-5 years in all weather.","brand":"Boredwalk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56073331835202,"sku":"STKR-0004","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/2930\/3106\/files\/935f53aad310e9b43d265e631af794739c17b21b102e3f392b7f1071fde73efe.jpg?v=1788392123","url":"https:\/\/longdarkhouse.com\/products\/everything-is-terrible-die-cut-sticker","provider":"Long Dark House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}